How do I make my girlfriend happy with as little effort as possible?
My girlfriend thinks I’m getting fat and should go on a diet. I’m 48 years old and I haven’t dieted ones in my whole life! My girlfriend is 23 and is fit like and Olympian, so compared to her: everyone is fat!
Still, she’s hot, and I want to keep her around for a while longer. How do I make my girlfriend happy with as little effort as possible?
Everyone knows that dieting is totally unnecessary if people can’t tell how big you really are… At all times wear lose fitting flannel pajamas, preferably in a brown checkered pattern!
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