Do you have any ideas of how I should deal with my sexual urges?

 


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I often get a hard-on when running the nature trail around where I live. Do you have any ideas of how I should deal with my sexual urges?

Yes, leave the wildlife alone and deal with your urges when you get home. This way you don’t risk getting your pecker bitten off by a badger, or getting arrested for indecent behaviour.

Basically, just keep running so you don’t end up in the news…

Keep on running!

- Dog

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