Which is the best place to meet teenage girls?
Which is the best place to meet teenage girls? I want a girlfriend but I don’t know where to start.
I assume that you yourself are a teenager? If you have hair on your back — focus your energy on something more productive and rewarding, such as a divorced 40-something, childless, and desperate liquor store owner.
Teenage girls in general are easy, mindless and boring drones. But if that’s what you are looking for… go to the mall. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel, or stomping roaches in a motel 6, or stealing the banjo from the village idiot…
Even if you are complete loser, you can still get lucky at the mall… Simply watch for a pack of teen girls and when one of the weak ones is left behind… Well, think of it as a lion going after a penguin…
It doesn’t take much to impress teens, just keep putting together coherent sentences. If she is dumber than a 2-by-4: speak only in point form, and follow up with a, “you now?” after everything you say.
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