I’m a slut… are you a man?

 


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Men turn me on a lot, and all the time! I’m a slut… are you a man?

Here’s the thing… Sluts who call themselves sluts, are not normally sluts, they are most often skanks or hoes, which is a step down from slut.

No, I’m not a man, I’m a dog. Actually, this might suit skanks and hoes better. Send me a picture of yourself wearing a dog collar, and holding a bottle of your favourite dog shampoo, and let me know what you would like me to do to you.

I’ll consider it.

- Dog

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