How do I pick out the good stoner pills from the bad ones?
I eat pills out of my grandma’s medicine cabinet when I visit her house. Sometimes I get stoned out of my mind, and other times I end up with horrible rashes and abscesses.
Once I lost all my toenails when eating some black-pink-yellow striped pills. I had a horrible time explaining that one to my husband.
How do I pick out the good stoner pills from the bad ones? All the bottles are old East German ones, with hand-written labels (she used to be an Olympic swimmer). Is there perhaps a medical lexicon I can use?
There is desperate… and there is really desperate and stupid… You are in the former category.
No, I’m afraid an East German medical lexicon won’t help you, as the pills are probably home brewed concoctions. Here’s the thing: all pills are not swallowed… Some go up the butt, and others are cracked and dissolved in water for drinking, and others crushed and snorted…
I advise against it, but you have to experiment in order to pick out the good from the bad. Some basic guidelines:
- Your skull is getting elongated and you have a problem licking your lips = You have eaten to much HGH that should also have been diluted in water.
- You get incredibly high right away, while also getting an urge to bench-press things — just before soiling yourself like there was no tomorrow = You have eaten a N2XX suppository.
- You lose your all your hair and you can’t stop trying to lick your armpits = You have eaten her dog’s flea medication.
It’s not worth it… Leave the poor woman with her memories and pills. Be smart and stay safe like the rest of us: Drink imported German beers instead!
- Dog
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