Should I give up on my girlfriend and sex for a pair of Crocs?

 


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I was thinking about buying myself a pair of Crocs, but my girlfriend says she will dump me if I do. She says she would never have sex with anyone wearing a pair of rubber shoes.

I’m torn… I find the Crocs really comfortable…

Should I give up on my girlfriend and sex for a pair of Crocs?

Give up on a whining girlfriend when you find comfortable footwear? You really have to ask that question? Well, yes… absolutely!

In order of importance:

  1. Good quality socks.
  2. Comfortable footwear.
  3. Girlfriend.

Crocs look like a dog’s breakfast, but they sure a comfortable. There are a lot of soccer mom’s and nouveau-hippies that wear the shoes… Both categories sport better sex than what a whining girlfriend can provide.

- Dog

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