Should I give up on my girlfriend and sex for a pair of Crocs?

I was thinking about buying myself a pair of Crocs, but my girlfriend says she will dump me if I do. She says she would never have sex with anyone wearing a pair of rubber shoes.
I’m torn… I find the Crocs really comfortable…
Should I give up on my girlfriend and sex for a pair of Crocs?
Give up on a whining girlfriend when you find comfortable footwear? You really have to ask that question? Well, yes… absolutely!
In order of importance:
- Good quality socks.
- Comfortable footwear.
- Girlfriend.
Crocs look like a dog’s breakfast, but they sure a comfortable. There are a lot of soccer mom’s and nouveau-hippies that wear the shoes… Both categories sport better sex than what a whining girlfriend can provide.
- Dog
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