When can you call a guy a boyfriend?

I have an online relationship with a guy at my university. We chat everyday on the Web, but we never talk in real-life. I see him on occasion in passing, and we smile, but that’s it, and that’s all! How weird is that? This has been going on for 4-5 months.
When can you call a guy a boyfriend? I’m not sure what our relationship should be called?
How about calling it pointless and pathetic? Well, at least call it that if you are looking for more of a real relationship with him.
The fact that he hasn’t tried to bed you yet is an indication that he’s playing you like he plays a videogame. It’s not very rewarding, is it?
Instead of walking around swooning like a 12-year-old: step up to the plate of womanhood and talk to him. It really is that easy.
- Dog
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