Wadda you think I do better wit da gurls?


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Somestimes I go bars Chicago an no gurls like me or have sex. Wadda you think I do better wit da gurls?

Learn to speak English? The key to finding the road that leads to the successful exchange of bodily fluids, starts with talking. You need to be able to establish the ground rules, as well as clarifying the expectations of both parties, if you wish to get anywhere…

The only other option is to show the ladies that you are hung like a walrus.

I’m afraid you are doomed if you can’t express yourself and you are hung like a toy poodle — consider a life of computer games instead!

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