Why do all famous porn actresses have big hair?
Why do all famous porn actresses have big hair? The bigger the star — the bigger and longer the hair. I’m thinking about writing a thesis on this!
Well, I don’t think a thesis is required. It’s common knowledge that a porn actress’ hair gets bigger and longer as she moves from skankdom to stardom.
Big hair as a porn star is also more practical than being short, or almost bald:
- She doesn’t need a pillow when lying on her back.
- She will when being on all fours, not get hurt when her skull repeatedly hits the bed’s headboard.
- She will by having long hair also give her male co-stars something to hold on to.
Also, another thing to consider: semen is mostly protein… Almost all hair care products deliver extra protein to the hair in order to revitalize it… You see? If you double-up on the two you will of course end up with healthy and fast-growing big hair.
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