Who needs women?

 


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Sometimes I get it on by myself much better than with any woman. What do you say about that… Who needs women?

Good for you! It will save you money on contraceptives, dinners and presents. Money that you can save, and later spend on hand creams and manicures, for those times when you wish to feel especially spoiled.

Another advantage not to be ignored, is the fact that your hand doesn’t nag. A big minus: eventually you will have to pick up your dirty socks, underwear and shirts off the floor yourself.

- Dog

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