Why is it that woman fall for me so easily?

Every woman I talk to for more than a couple days end up falling in love with me. Why is it that woman fall for me so easily? It’s like a curse!
Perhaps it’s like the Iraq War II — ‘Shock and awe’? Perhaps the women who fall in love with you have never met a man that can talk for days on end?
I have never met a man that can talk to a woman for more than a couple of minutes, and you do it for days? What in God’s name could you possibly blabber about for days on end: towels, Tupperware, dried flowers, and scrap booking?
Your curse is easily broken… simply grow a penis and shut up once in a while. Also, leave the nonsense talk to the females… be a man and don’t go there!
- Dog
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