Is Elvis still alive or is he really dead?
Is Elvis still alive or is he really dead?
Yes, he is really, really, really dead. There probably isn’t even a piece of skin left (and he had a lot of it) on his skeleton, especially if you consider the relative humidity in Memphis, Tennessee.
People that have seen Elvis still alive have either been stoned or drunk. A few of them have been feeble-minded, or generally dumb rednecks.
However, his music and movies still live on to torture to this day.
- Dog
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