Does David Blaine really levitate?

 


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Does David Blaine really levitate? If not, how does he fake it?

Of course he levitates. All people can levitate once they reach a certain level of spiritual awakening… The late Pope John Paul II was known to often levitate himself from the breakfast table to the bathroom for his morning bowel movement.

Personally, I only levitate when I put up the Christmas lights or when our neighbours get frisky (and my wife isn’t home).

Nahhh… It’s a simple trick that has been around for ages. It simply looks better with a TV camera at the best possible angle. Look up “Balducci levitation” on Google. For some more height in tricks, look up “Elevator levitation”.

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