Why is Shrek part of your penis poll?

Why is Shrek part of your penis poll? He is not human, so of course he will have a bigger penis than Tom Cruise!
Are you actually upset? That’s funny…
Ok, I’m not sure if anyone has actually seen the penis of our beloved, jolly, green, animated ogre. Actually, I’m not sure if anyone has seen the penis of the over-worshipped, jolly scientologist, asexual Tom either.
It’s a poll… There are no right or wrong answers in a poll… I’m asking for intelligent people’s opinion, and if you can’t cope with that — please go!
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