Does black menstrual blood mean that I have a disease?
Yesterday my menstrual blood was black. My menstruations have always been perfect, but now it’s black! WTF?
Does black menstrual blood mean that I have a disease?
I have honestly never heard, or read, about menstruations being referred to as ”perfect”, but I’ll take your word for it.
Having educated myself mostly on the Web… I can with a great level of certainty say that the black substance leaving your body is the ectoplasm of a recently departed demon. It’s nothing to be afraid or ashamed of — but do make sure that nobody paints a pentagram on your bedroom ceiling with it, or the demon might come back.
Here’s a tidbit for you: when you are leaking something, and you don’t have a clue what it is — talk to a healthcare professional. It only makes sense to stay away from the Web for these kinds of queries.
Come to think of it… Have you ever accidentally sat down on a gym bag that went mysteriously missing?
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