Should I be concerned that my girlfriend is an eco-terrorist?

My girlfriend is liberal… hot… nuts… However, she also calls herself an eco-terrorist! This makes me nervous as I don’t want to be involved with any criminal elements.
Should I be concerned that my girlfriend is an eco-terrorist?
No, there is no reason for you to be concerned. Your girlfriend being an eco-terrorist simple means that when she is taking a dump in the woods (and her Nouveau-hippies are around) she will use leaves instead of toilet paper.
Some eco-terrorists will not wipe at all, but they are normally male b-list actors in between movies — not a concerrn for you as you are working on her lady-box. The good news for you is that very few female eco-terrorists will not wipe at all.
However, to be sure, watch out where your tongue ventures when you go down on her. Hepatitis-B will put a damper on any relationship!
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