Do I tell my husband that the baby isn’t his?

 


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My husband and I don’t have any kids as he has a low sperm count. We also didn’t want to help nature along with an infertility treatment. We have both been fine with it, but now I have a huge problem: I cheated on my husband and got pregnant!

Do I tell my husband that the baby isn’t his?

No, of course you don’t tell him. It’s a well established fact that families are much more likely to stay together if the foundation is built on a lie…

So you went out and got the sauce somewhere else… and more importantly, by yourself. That was a really stupid thing to do! You could have just gotten a vile of sauce at an infertility clinic and your husband could have paid for it.

The odds of you becoming a single mother are fantastic! Pray that your husband is a better person than Gandhi.

If you are going to have even a snowball’s chance in hell to have your husband around in the future — you have to tell him the truth.

Congratulations!

- Dog

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