Why do my friends call me gay?

Why do my friends call me gay? I’m not! They are always making fun of me and I don’t why, and it’s driving me crazy.
I don’t currently have a girlfriend but that shouldn’t make me gay, should it?
Well, clearly it’s something about you, or something you do, that makes your friend’s pick on you specifically? You have to ask yourself what kind of ammunition you are giving them? Often it’s many subtle things that combine to a whole gay image…
Here are few thoughts:
- You have Brokeback Mountain movie posters in your bedroom, bathroom and kitchen.
- When going to football games, your “face painting” consists of mascara only.
- You have full sleeve tattoo depicting all kinds of cute fairy tale creatures.
- You drink Coors Light beer.
- You always dress up like a pirate when going to parties.
- Your favourite t-shirt features a picture of the singer in Maroon 5.
- You know the lyrics to a Beyonce song by heart.
- You match your socks to you underwear and nail polish.
- You often call other guys “rebel rousers” and slap their asses.
- When sleeping you suck on your pillow and call it Matt Damon.
Think about it!
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