Does bleeding teeth mean I have a disease?

 


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Sometimes my teeth will bleed when I brush them. I have tried using softer toothbrushes but they still bleed. I’m not afraid or anything, just perhaps a little bit nervous?

Does bleeding teeth mean I have a disease?

No, it means you are a freak of nature! Teeth don’t normally bleed unless you have alien DNA inside your body. If your jaw and teeth can expand a good foot away from your face — seek help at a university research hospital.

Sometimes alien DNA can cause less spectacular changes to teeth… Check with your dad and see if he has ever been abducted and anal probed by aliens!

Just to make sure… Are you sure you didn’t mean bleeding gums? If this is the case, you could be suffering from any or all of this: dental conditions, gingivitis, gum disease, diabetes, a bleeding disorder, vitamin deficiency, leukemia and more…

To make sure your teeth doesn’t fall out, or much, much worse — see a dentist! He or she will refer you to a specialist if need be.

- Dog

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