It’s not like there’s a practial reason to have long toe and finger nails, eh?

My boyfriend always has really long nails — toenails and finger nails… I think it’s disgusting!
How can I ask my boyfriend to cut his nails? Serious answer please! I do like him a lot and I don’t want to offend him. Please?
It’s not like there’s a practial reason to have long toe and finger nails, eh?
Yes, I agree, long toe and finger nails are disgusting… Unless your boyfriend is really in to climbing trees, simply order him to cut his nails! Surely you can place a simple request like that to him, no? I’m sure you have asked for much more difficult things: like sexually depraved favours in bed?
If you are ok to fuck but too shy to talk — give him a subtle hint next time your hit the sack: bite the nails on his big toes and pretend to choke, with pieces stuck in your windpipe.
- Dog
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