Would it make me more popular if I changed by nickname?

 


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All popular guys in school have cool nicknames. People call me “Fozz” and I’m not nearly as popular as some of the other guys. Would it make me more popular if I changed by nickname?

Nicknames are normally given to you and it’s nothing you really change. Only pathetic people give themselves nicknames… Really, “pathetic” and “popular” doesn’t really go together!

If popularity is important to you — change your name to Barbie Slutsky, have a sex change, and perform disgusting and horrific favours in the boy’s locker room after gym class.

Come on! “Fuzz” is not bad… You nickname could have been: “vagina beard”, “blue balls” or “Mr. Clooney”.

- Dog

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