How do I get my girlfriend to have sex with me?
My girlfriend refuses to have sex with me unless I first repair some damage I have done to her car. Her garage estimates the damage at $2,800 but I only have $1,400. She only expects the full amount or nothing!
It’s been over 2 weeks now and I’m going crazy! How do I get my girlfriend to have sex with me?
She will only have sex with you for $2800? How about you find yourself a cheaper hooker for your $1400? The money you have should tidy you over for a while if you scrape the bottom of the prostitution barrel.
If the sex absolutely has to be with your girlfriend, spend your $1400 on jewellery, champagne and roofies.
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