Why don’t any guys hit on me?

I’m a fairly good-looking, intelligent, well-educated woman who is independently wealthy. I have class and I consider myself to be sophisticated in most areas of life.
I also consider myself to be a real catch… Why don’t any guys hit on me?
Why don’t any guys hit on you? Well, look at how you describe yourself! You are a waste of time, for any but that one-in-a-billion-direct-descendant-of-Jesus-Christ…
To increase the chances of guys hitting on you:
Remove — intelligent, well-educated, class and sophisticated.
Add — dumb, blonde, nymphomaniac and contortionist.
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