I need some advice or I will go crazy!

I’m in love with a wonderful guy called Adam, but Adam is in love with bitch called Suzanne. What can I do about my love?
I need some advice or I will go crazy!
How about you find yourself an even more wonderful (and perhaps even well-hung) guy called Steve?
You might not know this, but all Adams are hung like toy poodles and are compulsive liars. Most guys named Adam also have an obsession with older women and sponge baths.
My advice in short? Find a Steve instead!
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