My new boyfriend’s penis is too long and I’m wondering what I can do about it?
My new boyfriend’s penis is too long and I’m wondering what I can do about it?
What you can do about it? Well, if something is too long, the only thing you can do is to make it shorter… However, that would mean that you are moving in to Lorena Bobbitt territory, and that’s painful, illegal and dangerous.
I’m also quite positive that your boyfriend will look at you in a different light if you take things in to your own hands — especially if you hold a scalpel in one of them.
You shortening your boyfriend’s penis is not a sane option. How about if you ask your boyfriend to hold back a bit? I’m sure he’ll be flattered.
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