Can semen from my lesbian lover have made me pregnant?

I’m lesbian and I’m pregnant. Ok, the shocking part? I have never been with a man in my entire life! My lover is married though, and I’m wondering if it’s possible that her husband’s semen has transferred from her in to me somehow?
Is it possible? Can semen from my lesbian lover have made me pregnant?
Well, I guess it’s possible that one could take semen from one woman’s vagina and place it in another. However, I would think that one would really have to work at it, no? I sincerely doubt that it’s something that can be done surreptitiously or accidentally by a complete stranger…
Bedsides, I’m pretty sure your lady friend cleans herself up in-between bed changes, no? Pretty nasty chick otherwise…
More likely scenarios in the order of likelihood:
- You are having a false pregnancy (Pseudocyesis).
- You have been stoned out of your mind and a penis entered your vagina unbeknownst to you.
- You lady friend has played a very amusing practical joke on you, using her husband’s semen anda turkey baster.
- You are about to have a (semi-) virgin birth that will usher humankind in to a new era of peace and understanding.
- You are about to give birth to the spawn of Satan, who will one day rise to be a really demented republican president. (This is the least likely scenario as we have George W. Bush already).
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