Is there anything I can do to help Santa find me?
Does it mean that Santa is really dead if he doesn’t come tonight? I have always had gifts under the tree on Christmas Morning, but I have recently moved in on my own, and I’m nervous!
Is there anything I can do to help Santa find me?
Well, as the classical song goes: “He knows when you’ve been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake”…
However, the jolly old elf is always busy, so to really make sure he notices: do something exceptionally bad (stab a hooker) or good (hire a hooker and help her feed her drug habit in the process).
Come to think of it — skip the stabbing part! We can’t go around stabbing people, and individuals who are almost like real people.
Just do something good! Not kicking your kitten around for a day might make Santa sit up and pay attention (it seems to work for me).
Merry Christmas!
- Dog
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