How can I stop her from text messaging me?
My girlfriend loves texting me dirty messages — describing all the things she wants me to do to her after work. There’s one problem though: she can’t spell for shit!
Her misspelled text messages have gotten me in to all kinds of trouble when I have followed up on them. She thinks that I’m a complete pervert in bed because I have one more than one occasion gone through with an odd (or rather misspelled) request.
How can I stop her from text messaging me? Or perhaps I should buy her a spellchecker and a thesaurus? There’s a huge difference between s-p-it and s-h-it!
Please help! I’m afraid that her spelling will ruin our relationship.
Text messaging is for people that have waaay too much time on their hands, which is why it’s mostly teenagers that do it.
Simply order your girlfriend to leave you voice messages instead! It should work unless she’s retarded or has a horrible speech impediment.
- Dog
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