Are these failed promises grounds for leaving him?

 


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It’s almost another New Year and my husband still hasn’t tried acting upon his New Year’s Eve resolutions from last year:

  1. Not hiring prostitutes and strippers.
  2. Not smoke Meth.
  3. Not to steal from young children.

Are these failed promises grounds for leaving him?

How about some patience woman? It’s freakin’ 4 days left until New Year’s Eve 2008! A lot can be accomplished in a couple of days…

Here’s the thing though: his resolutions are null and void, simply because they aren’t formulated correctly. I checked with the federal legislature and they confirm that resolutions shouldn’t be written in negative form.

In other words: you can’t formulate a New Year’s Eve resolution stating things that you won’t do — you may only state things that you will do.

Example.

Not hiring prostitutes and strippers (wrong) >>>
Will masturbate daily (correct).

Not smoke Meth (wrong) >>>
Will eat more carrots (correct).

Not to steal from young children (wrong) >>>
Will sell banned Chinese-made toys (correct).

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- Dog

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