Will darts ever be part of the Olympic games?


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Will darts ever be part of the Olympic games? I’m a State champion in darts and would one day love to represent my country at the Olympic games.

Do you think darts will ever be included?

Thanks!

No! Darts will never be part of the Olympic games because it’s not a sport. Darts is a bar game, just like toe wrestling, drinking submarines and balancing match boxes.

Dart players are fat drunks that have the athleticism of retired panhandlers. Who cares about darts except the people that are playing the game at the time? Not even darts players watch other darts players play! When other people play — you go order another pint or hit the john for a leak.

Sure, darts is fun to play with your drunk friends, but that doesn’t make it a sport.

Sorry, fatso… No Olympics for you!

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