Is it ever ok to cheat on a girlfriend?
Is it ever ok to cheat on a girlfriend? I have thought about this a lot and as far as I’m concerned: if she doesn’t find out — what’s the harm done?
How can something be bad for our relationship if only I know about it? Seriously?
It’s perfectly ok if the woman you are playing skin tag with is hotter than your current girlfriend by a factor of 2.3. And as you have clearly figured out already; there’s no harm done if she doesn’t find out. Any “trust issues” only come “issues” if she finds out, right?
Again, it’s vital that nobody ever finds out… If somebody ever finds out, your girlfriend might also eventually get the details of your sexscapades.
To make sure that your girlfriend never finds about the other woman:
- Don’t boast about the affair to your best friend (not even to your mother or the pizza delivery guy).
- Only have sex in another city or state (country or continent is preferred).
- Make sure that the woman you are nailing is completely clueless (or is a predatorial slut who lives in a rundown trailer in the woods).
- She will have an easier time with discretion if she’s blind, deaf and mute (or if she’s mentally “not all there” and from Cambodia).
- When having your get-togethers: always start by getting her drunk (or sedated in to a vegetated state).
Failure to follow up on my list might result in your girlfriend finding out. Most women have built in radars for these things…
The last thing you need is for her to find out while she’s chopping vegetables, and you lie passed-out naked on the bathroom floor with a semi-hard-on.
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