Please tell me how to find a safe New Year’s Eve party?
I always get drunk at New Year’s Eve parties and do things that are out of character.
In 2005 I even got pregnant by some guy and had an abortion. At another party a year ago I ended up in a Jacuzzi and did some really disgusting things that ended up on YouTube thanks to a camera phone (but luckily they were nice enough to remove it or I would have lost my job).
Please tell me how to find a safe New Years Eve party?
You really have to ask the question?
Ok, here goes nothing:
- Stay sober and don’t do drugs.
- Keep your clothes on at all times.
- Don’t wear a silly paper hat.
- Keep your mouth and hands to yourself.
- Only attend parties where cell phones and cameras aren’t allowed.
Are you the redhead with the big hair and the vintage Rolling Stones t-shirt? If you are — let me know if you charge by the hour, and if you can be discreet (nobody needs claw and bite marks all over their bodies).
Stay safe — be good!
Happy New Year!
- Dog
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