What do I do if my best friend turns lesbian?

What do I do if my best friend turns lesbian?
Bake a banana loaf?
Why is it any of your business what your best friend does with her own and other people’s sexual organs and other bodily cavities? Do you really need to know how often, with who, and what techniques she uses, to clean other women’s carpets?
Listen, there’s only so much you need to know about someone… You best friend’s carpet cleaning practices is NOT one them.
Again, why not simply enjoy the (non sexual) company of your best friend — and your banana loaf?
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