Have you finished Super Mario Galaxy yet?

This advice column is nice, funny, and all… However…
Have you finished Super Mario Galaxy yet?
No, but I have been laid regularly and I have also found the time to read several books. The other day I also took the time to just listen, and God spoke to me. He said, “Keep up the good work!”
All this makes me think that I’m doing quite alright without Super Mario Galaxy… If I ever feel the need to have the game solved, I’ll hire some snot faced 12-year-old to do it for me.
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