How do I get out of the tattoo without looking like a loser?

My girlfriend thinks it would be cool if I got a tattoo with her name in it. I’m not really into tattoos in the first place, and honestly, she’s not all that… Well, at least not “all that” enough for a permanent tattoo.
How do I get out of the tattoo without looking like a loser? Heck, I have only dated her for six months! I would also need my parents approval as I’m 17 and I doubt they would be ok with it.
No tattoos! By the time you are 30 you would have every name from A to Z on your body — not cool or sexy… How about if she instead gets to write her name with a permanent marker on your penis? With some luck, she will be re-writing her name on it every other day…
Another option is that you start calling her by a new nickname, like ‘Patriots’? Then get a New England Patriots tattoo on your butt? I assume she’s your age — she won’t have a clue…
She’ll be clueless and extatic, which I imagine can be a wonderful place to be in for you.
- Dog
Share advice on dating, marriage, relationships, sex... and life
- Email this post to a friend
- Join the forum! Submit questions and give advice, member to member.