Could there be another reason why my penis is small?

My brother’s penis is really big and mine is kind of small. Could this mean that we have different dads?
Could there be another reason why my penis is small?
Unless you brother is black and you are a white and pasty red-haired kid — no, not very likely. I’m sure your mother is a perfectly decent woman that baked both of you with the same daddy sauce.
It’s more likely that your mother was watching a lot of Tom Cruise movies while she was pregnant with you. His moviesĀ are known to cause a lot penis related birth defects… Sorry.
You will simply have to resign to the fact that your brother will have better luck with the ladies, and do better in sports. Your best bet to getting laid regularly with your small penis, is to become a Hollywood actor or to learn how to play a wind instrument like Kenny G.
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