Where can I find Valentine’s Day gift ideas?
Where can I find Valentine’s Day gift ideas? Me and my boyfriend have been together for a year now (he’s 19 and I’m 18). I don’t want to do any silly bears or crappy silver jewellery.
My budget is somewhat limited but I want to get him an original and memorable gift. His main interests are art, film and music.
Please help!
I will give you a few Valentine’s Day gift ideas right here!
Combining his three interests may seem complicated at first, but it really doesn’t have to be if you do something for him, instead of trying too purchase something for him.
You forgot to mention what should be his main interest — you! What’s cheaper that using yourself as the gift in combination with his other interests?
Ok, here goes nothing… Valentine’s Day gift ideas that your boyfriend will never, ever forget! Yes, they cover his main interests of art, film and music — and you:
- Paint your back to look like a tent and your front to look like Heath Ledger, and wear a manmade rubber appendage. Go Brokeback Mountain on him to “No One’s Gonna Love You Like Me” by Mary McBride from the movie soundtrack.
- Get your boyfriend naked and paint him green. Ask him to scream with a poor Scottish accent while you ride him like an Ogre princess in heat. Remember to hold on to, and pull, his ears like you freaking mean business! Pummel him to Scottish bagpipe music, preferably to tunes with the word “attack” in the title.
- Glue a shag carpet to his back and crawl around naked on the floor while slapping your arse and yelling, “Come boy! Come here, boy! Lassie has been a bad bitch!” Recommended music: any kind of disgusting instrumental music will do. A good start would be a Kenny G greatest hits collection.
- Cover yourself in baby oil and slide around naked on the kitchen floor and whine like a hobbit. Make him try to pin you down with his staff while dressed in a Gandalf wig and beard. Any kind of dramatic symphonic music is guaranteed to add to the experience.
- Eat a small bucket of chili and hide somewhere in your house and start farting Celine Dion tunes… Make him try finding you, using his hearing only. When he finds you — go at it like King Kong and a spoiled, disillusioned schlock singer. Remember to yell obscenities at him with a horrible French-Canadian accent!
Good luck!
- Dog
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