How do I get my girlfriend to have sex with me?

 


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How do I get my girlfriend to have sex with me? It’s always a strain to get over that hump with a new girlfriend…

After sex is when a relationship really starts. Any ideas on how to speed up the dating process?

Help?

The art of seduction is really — working your butt off and guilting her to get naked. You need to put in a bit of an effort to make your girlfriend volunteer (to think she came up with the idea) to have sex with you…

Whining and pleading for sex doesn’t really work unless she’s medicated or if she has a sub par IQ.

Depending on the woman… Other quick ways to get her to have sex with you:

  1. Margaritas.
  2. Brad Pitt movies.
  3. Pot.
  4. High-end jewellery.
  5. Roofies.

- Dog

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