How do I get my fiance to lose weight?
My fiance is getting flabby! When we started dating, she weighed around 90 lbs. After I placed the ring on her finger, she has ballooned to around 130 lbs. I have told her to layoff the junk food but she’s not listening!
I have told her that I’m not marrying a cow — she’s not listening!
She’s still wild in bed and I don’t want to lose her, but I can’t deal with her being fat!
How do I get my fiance to lose weight? She’s not listening to me at all!
I wouldn’t worry about it if I were you… You are not going on a honeymoon with her — you are going to hell… If you don’t believe in hell — you should shortly have a new fiance: your right hand…
The good news is that you can always place the engagement ring on your pinky finger when you jerk off (for those special times when they have new porn on cable).
FYI — 90 lbs. is not a healthy weight for an adult female of the human species (unless she’s a midget) — it’s the weight of beef bought wholesale for a family of four.
- Dog
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