Have you found Jesus Christ?

Have you found Jesus Christ?
I haven’t really been looking for him… In fact, I didn’t even know he was missing!
However, the other day I found a piece of pepper salami, which I didn’t remember buying. The salami was amazing and I even cried a little bit after I washed down the last piece with a cold beer.
Last week I also found some drawings that my daughter did when she was 3 years old and some of her scribbles look a bit like Jesus Christ… Does that count?
The best thing I found last year was wrongly priced bottle of 16-year-old Lagavulin whisky.
I’m afraid that’s all the memorable things that I have found in last 12 months.
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