Have you found Jesus Christ?

 


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Have you found Jesus Christ?

I haven’t really been looking for him… In fact, I didn’t even know he was missing!

However, the other day I found a piece of pepper salami, which I didn’t remember buying. The salami was amazing and I even cried a little bit after I washed down the last piece with a cold beer.

Last week I also found some drawings that my daughter did when she was 3 years old and some of her scribbles look a bit like Jesus Christ… Does that count?

The best thing I found last year was wrongly priced bottle of 16-year-old Lagavulin whisky.

I’m afraid that’s all the memorable things that I have found in last 12 months.

- Dog

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