Was it a squirting orgasm or was it urine?


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A couple of nights ago when going down on my girlfriend, she squirted all over me and the bed, and floor.

It didn’t taste that horrible but it had a yellowish colour like urine, and it also smelled a bit like urine. She said it didn’t feel like a normal orgasm but more like a gushing sensation. Is it possible that she had one of those squirting orgasm?

Was it a squirting orgasm or was it urine? How do you tell?

If it looks like urine and smells like urine… Not sure, what urine tastes like… but if it tastes like urine… It’s urine!

Congratulations! Your girlfriend urinated all over you! You seem rather excited about it, so I’m sure you will get over your girlfriend’s little accident.

A cool thing about this is that from now on, when a buddy exclaims, “This beer tastes like piss!” you will be able to say with great certainty: “No, it doesn’t!” Alternatively, when it comes to Budweiser: “Yes, it does!”

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