How do I ask my wife about having sex with another man?

I have this fantasy about seeing my wife having sex with another man. We have been married for 18 years and thing have gone a little bit dull, if you know what I mean.
I’m not sure how to approach my wife about this…
How do I ask my wife about having sex with another man? I don’t want this to blow up in my face and become a big deal.
Would you have any pointers for me?
Yes, I do have a few pointers for you:
- Don’t do it…
- Don’t even think about it…
- Don’t be an idiot…
— Rent porn instead! I’m sure you just need to get off more often.
It might seem like a brilliant idea in your twisted little mind, but really… it’s not a very good one at all. Look around you — it’s not socially acceptable to pimp out your loved ones. This would be a huge deal no matter how you formulate it to your wife.
Heck, I bet you don’t even share your car, power tools or a perfect cheeseburger with anyone. Why in God’s name would sharing your wife be acceptable?
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