How do I convince my husband that our house is haunted?

 


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I know this will sound stupid… but I think (no, I know) our house is haunted! Whenever by husband is away on business trips, I sense this presence in the house. It’s not a nice presence either!

I often end up sleeping at my sister’s when he’s away.

My husband just laughs it off. I have suggested that we contact a psychic but my husband won’t have anything to do with it.

How do I convince my husband that our house is haunted?

You can’t… Only feeble-minded people sense “presences”… Sane people do the laundry more often, take out the garbage in a timely manner and clean the kitchen sink every day.

It’s either medication or some better housekeeping for you. Here’s a free psychic reading for you: the presence you are sensing is pair of your husband’s stinky socks under your bed and a rotten potato in the food cupboard.

- Dog

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