Can you recommend an online dating service?

 


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I want to find a boyfriend who worships me over all else. He needs to be cuddly, enjoy walks in the park, non-smoker, non-drinker and not curse or talk dirty. Most importantly: getting off should not be his main priority in life!

I have done the bar scene, hook-ups through friends and the workplace, but I’m only coming up with losers! I’m desperate!

On the TV they sometimes show ads for dating services and it looks good — to good… Do they really work as great as advertised?

Can you recommend an online dating service?

Yes, I’m sure online dating works for some people but I’m afraid they won’t work for you…

Looking at the way you describe your ideal mate — you are not looking for a man, you are looking for a neutered puppy. Have you tried kennels?

No, I can’t really recommend one particular dating service. However, you best bet to find a man, is probably to go with one of the big ones: Match.com, eHarmony.com and Lavalife.com… There are more fish in those pools.

Most of them have free trials for women. If nothing else — you might get a chuckle out of it and perhaps make some new friends. Dating services don’t have to be time entirely wasted as they are like huge social networks in a way.

- Dog

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