How do I have sex with Zac Efron?

I love Zac Efron and want to have his babies! How do I meet him? He is sooo cute! He is sooo sexy! I love him!
How do I have sex with Zac Efron?
You don’t love him… You will never have sex with him… It will never happen, sorry!
The closest you will ever get to Zac Efron are the pictures in your room.
You will remain a virgin for quite awhile yet… I bet you don’t even know that guys don’t smell like sticky tack…
Once your hormones settle down — you will realize how silly and immature you are.
- Dog
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