Pregnant from having sex with a dog?

 


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Pregnant from having sex with a dog? Is it possible or not? 

Oh, *sigh*, no! It’s not possible…

It never occurred to you that there would be some seriously odd looking kids walking the streets of Freakbekistan if this was the case?

I’m not sure what’s more frightening:

a) You not knowing the answer to that question.
b) You having the need to ask the question in the first place.

Seriously consider not abusing your dog and degrading yourself in that manner.

You won’t be doing yourself or your dog any favours — really! It’s not a brilliant idea no matter what your feeble mind is telling you. Entering the realm of Disgustdoom will mess with your head! Your dog will also end up screwed — as in screwed up!

Give your dog a biscuit, pat him on the head and take him for a walk like normal people. Who knows? You might just meet someone (other than David Hasselhoff) that doesn’t eat his dinner off the kitchen floor.

- Dog

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