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Do you support Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton? It’s not really important, I’m just curious. I’m pretty sure you don’t think “republican”, right?

I don’t “support” either candidate… I don’t wear red and white-striped pantaloons, campaign buttons or arse-hats featuring any U.S. presidential candidate name. I’m also not American, thus I don’t get to vote (or pick one…).

However, as obvious from the Smacktard currently in Office — whoever sits in the White House can mess with everything on a global scale. So, yes, I quietly cheer on from the sidelines.

Here’s my take on the republican and democratic presidential candidates:

John McCain — He is merely the left butt cheek, sliced from the same elephant derriere from which Bush Jr. was ripped. The only difference between the two is that McCain can pronounce “nuclear” and pick out a few more countries on a world map. Another D+ American president is not what’s needed right now…

Hillary Clinton — Luckily she no longer goes PMS on people… However, I’m quite sure her menopause hot flashes and mood swings are not all that pleasant to be around. My main issue with her is that she had no clue that husband Bill was nailing anything in a skirt — not sure I want to see a hormonal clueless person having access to nukes.

Barack Obama — He inspires people. When he speaks — you can’t help but to listen. Americans need to be inspired, and learn how to listen again. They have been burrying their heads in shame over George W. Bush for 8 years now, and they need someone with a brain to smack them awake. When the U.S. economy stalls — the global economy stalls…

Out of the three, Barack Obama is probably the only one capable of hatching worthwhile ideas and plans, and also sell them. He’s different… and deserves a shot to make a difference.

Unfortunately, the U.S. doesn’t have a great track record keeping their charismatic thinkers alive… I hope that the Secret Service will do their job with Obama.

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- Dog