Who is your favorite Lost character? Mine is Sawyer.
I can tell a lot about a person based on which character they enjoy the most.
My favourite Lost character is (was) Arnst… In fact, him blowing up is still the highlight of the show!
What can you tell about me?
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Why am I attracted to older men? Don’t tell me I’m looking for a father figure, as I have a dad, thank you very much!
I’m 22 and I’m only attracted to men over 50! I have never been with an older man (the oldest being 28), but I find guys my own age needy and demanding!
My dream is to one day marry a nice older man.
How could I possible know why you are attracted to older men? How can you yourself know that you really are attracted to older men; you have never taken one for a spin…
All men don’t look or carry themselves like George Clooney at 50, (ok, he’s 46, but close enough…) surely, you are not planning to ask for photo ids to verify the 50 mark? It should be enough if they look and act old (and don’t care if you come or go), no?
The romantic notion of older men is silly… On average, there will be hair in funny places, liver spots and skin tags… Not all men over 50 drive Porches — Toyota Corollas are a more likely means of transportation… Most will have ex-wives and kids your own age… They will have jobs they despise, and have huge loans, which will only be paid off after they die.
Men over 50 will be on average crabbier than 28-year-olds, because of prostate problems and joint aches.
Why? Perhaps you hope older men won’t ask that much of you in return?
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I’m 36 and (very happily) divorced without kids. My career is flying, and I don’t have time for boyfriends, and one-night stands isn’t my thing.
Sex with a partner, is not important to me at this point in my life, but pleasuring myself when I wind down after a 70-hour workweek, is getting boring.
I wish to try a sex toy! We have several sex shops in my city, but people recognize me everywhere… It’s out of the question!
How can I buy a sex toy without anyone knowing?
The answer is… THE INTERNET… However, I can tell you are not very Web savvy as you emailed me using your work account (not to worry… your email will be deleted once I answer your question).
You might be a big shot in your city, but on the Web, you are merely some numbers (your credit card numbers) to businesses. No one has the time to care! Especially businesses selling “marital aids”, “sex toys” or “dildos” need to be discreet, as vibrating mail can be sensitive. The big established companies also adhere to all kinds of privacy and business laws. Mistepping even one of them could mean doom…
Don’t worry about the sex toys companies — they don’t care about you as an individual (only as a (repeat) customer). However, NEVER use your work email account to order anything… Create a gmail, hotmail account, or use your private (home) ISP if you have one. You don’t want to get in to trouble with your employer!
Don’t worry about your “toy”, being mailed in a “sex toy-like package” (whatever that would look like?), as those companies wouldn’t be in business if they didn’t show some discretion.
It’s also not 1979… People are busy! Even mail-workers don’t have the time to think about “packages”.
Work hard — Play hard… Enjoy! It will be alright!
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I broke up with my boyfriend because he was emotionally, and sometimes physically, abusive. A few weeks later, we met up to talk, as he wanted us back together again. I turned him down. Unfortunately, we ended up having unprotected sex, and now I’m pregnant.
Should I get back together with him for the sake of the baby?
Ok, that was a really stupid thing to do! What the hell were you thinking?
Having your baby will be a lot of work… Having an abusive boyfriend on top of it all, wouldn’t make your life any easier.
Nobody deserves to be slapped around. Stay as far away from him as possible!
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This might be stupid question… When do you know you are a boyfriend? I have been seeing this girl for about a month. We go out to together, and also have sex regularly.
Does this mean I’m her boyfriend?
The weird thing is she never refers to me as her boyfriend. I’m not sure what to think?
You know you are her boyfriend when she withholds sex because you refuse to go shopping for scrap booking material with her — and you actually care!
I’m not sure what you mean by “we go out together”… In general, you are not her boyfriend if it’s just a sexual relationship; you guys are merely friends with benefits.
If you enjoy the situation, why worry about titles?
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Is there a heaven and a hell?
Opinions seem to be divided on the matter.
Yes!
Heaven — you wife is visiting with her mother down in the country for a week.
Hell — you are both visiting with her mother down in the country for a week, and both of them have PMS.
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I’ve been having an affair with a married man for three years. He has been promising to leave his wife for two, and it hasn’t happened yet. He still goes on vacations with her, and now she’s pregnant! WTF?
When I ask him about the pregnancy, he says it doesn’t change anything — he is still going to leave her. He is a wonderful man, and I want to see him more often than a few hours here and there.
How long am I supposed to wait for him? What am I supposed to do?
He is a wonderful man even though he’s screwing around on his wife? He’s a wonderful man even though he treats you like a spare hole? Are you retarded?
What are you supposed to do? Just resign to the fact that you are nothing more than a sock for him to use when he needs to get his rocks off. He has no respect for you or his wife…
Get the hell out and find yourself a real boyfriend, or charge by the hour, so you at least get something from him.
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Should I be worried if my boyfriend has warts on his penis? He says they don’t bother him and that he has them for years. We have always used a condom but it broke the last time we had sex.
I have asked him to please have himself checked, but he says it’s nothing to worry about.
Your boyfriend is an idiot for not having himself checked, and you are idiot for not being out of your mind freaking worried.
His “warts” could be any number of things, spanning “nothing” to “outright disaster”. He needs to have himself checked as soon as possible. If he refuses to go — you have yourself checked (you should probably go anyway), and stay away from him until he does the only sensible thing.
You are crazy if you engage in any kind of sexual activity with him. You are pathetic tool, if you let him ignore this.
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Why won’t my mom let me move in with my boyfriend? She knows we have been seeing each other for over two years, so what’s the big deal? He’s 24 and I’m 16, and he has a job and everything!
What if I just go? Can she even stop me legally? I live in New Orleans.
You bet your dumb ass she can! The age of consent in Lousiana is 17… He has (at least) been committing statutory rape for two years. Your mother can (and should!) send his pathetic child-molesting ass in prison.
Your mother should join him in prison for child endangerment.
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Is it dangerous to have sex?
I only hear bad things about it from my buddies…
Yes, it can be very dangerous to have sex if:
As you have to ask the question (5) — I recommend you play with your Teletubbies instead. It’s perfectly safe, and you won’t hurt yourself or anyone else.
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