What if I bought my girlfriend a rubber fist for her birthday?


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I need to get my girlfriend a birthday present. It would be cool if I could get her one that also brings me joy. 

What if I bought my girlfriend a rubber fist for her birthday?

Why would you buy her a rubber fist? Did she lose her arm in a freaky sword fight? Jewellery or some kind of garment will always be a better bet than pirate regalia.

Never bring attention to handicaps or things you perceive to be flaws in your girlfriend. I’m sure she is a lovely girl, and a rubber fist will only be confusing to her…

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