What is anal illumination?
I can’t ask anyone else. What is anal illumination?
I have heard about anal illumination but I’m not sure what it does? It’s supposed to make things less painful, I think, but I can’t see how it will help as my boyfriend is kind of big.
Help!
You are as slow as G.W.B. or you have a horrible spell checker… Illumination/Lubrication? Eh?!
I guess it’s also possible that you are a spiritual person… I will go with the spiritual…
Anal “illumination” can be a number of things:
- It’s a magical moment when the sun starts shining where it normally does not.
- You accidentally sat down on a candle or flashlight.
- A realization that it was all a horrible mistake.
If you really meant “lubrication”… Women are equipped with a magical self-lubricating box than can bring down kings and nations — even messengers of God!
The other option on the female physiology, is not self-lubricating — needing assistance to make things work smoother.
Anal lubrication = pot, alcohol or roofies… Joking!
Seriously, if you are this dumb, you deserve to walk like John Wayne in a Western… If you are willing to learn — talk to you friendly local pharmacist. He or she, will be able to help you on your way.
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